"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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