So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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