ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Your dad touched me again.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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