TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
