Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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