everyone is single if you try hard enough
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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