Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
