i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
pray to the hookup gods
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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