Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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