Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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