i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
