Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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