shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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