Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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