ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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