and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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