If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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