He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize