Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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