? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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