question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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