Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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