so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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