I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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