so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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