so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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