Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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