Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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