I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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