the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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