STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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