AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
This is my gift to your gina
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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