I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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