What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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