I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I smell stomach acid.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize