Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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