If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
