I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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