He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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