i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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