how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
