you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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