it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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