so explain again why im purple
no
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I have tasted many bathrooms
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
