So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I didn't notice because vodka
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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