Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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