I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
