Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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