How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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