Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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