It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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